Tech Fortune Teller
The graveyard of tech is vast. Will your favorite product survive the whims of its creators? The Crystal Ball knows all.
“Immortal — for now. The crystal ball sees no end.”
“The crystal ball sees only darkness. Sunset is near.”
“The crystal ball sees only darkness. Sunset is near.”
“The candle flickers. This product walks with death.”
“The stars smile upon it. A few good years remain.”
“Immortal — for now. The crystal ball sees no end.”
“Immortal — for now. The crystal ball sees no end.”
“Mortal, like all things. Enjoy it while it lasts.”
“The stars smile upon it. A few good years remain.”
“The stars smile upon it. A few good years remain.”
“Mortal, like all things. Enjoy it while it lasts.”
“The crystal ball sees only darkness. Sunset is near.”
“Immortal — for now. The crystal ball sees no end.”
“The candle flickers. This product walks with death.”
Hall of Fame — The Immortals
Gmail
Launched 2004 (20+ years)
The crystal ball sees no end.
iPhone
Apple
Launched 2007 (18+ years)
The crystal ball sees no end.
AWS
Amazon
Launched 2006 (19+ years)
The crystal ball sees no end.
Windows OS
Microsoft
Launched 1985 (40+ years)
The crystal ball sees no end.
YouTube
Launched 2005 (20+ years)
The crystal ball sees no end.
Meta
Launched 2009 (16+ years)
The crystal ball sees no end.
Excel
Microsoft
Launched 1985 (40+ years)
The crystal ball sees no end.
Hall of Shame — Gone Too Soon
Firebase Studio
Apr 2025 → Mar 2026
⚰️ 11 months
The crystal ball tried to warn them.
Humane AI Pin
Humane
Mar 2024 → 2025
⚰️ ~1 year
The crystal ball tried to warn them.
Google+
2011 → 2019
⚰️ 8 years
The crystal ball tried to warn them.
Microsoft Zune
Microsoft
2006 → 2012
⚰️ 6 years
The crystal ball tried to warn them.
Amazon Fire Phone
Amazon
2014 → 2015
⚰️ 1 year
The crystal ball tried to warn them.
Apple Newton
Apple
1993 → 1998
⚰️ 5 years
The crystal ball tried to warn them.
Meta Lasso
Meta
2018 → 2019
⚰️ 6 months
The crystal ball tried to warn them.